"The pain flowing through me as tough burning hot needles jab and stab the inner most part of my body. The flames of my internal heart, beating out every of my agonizing misery, GRRRRHHGGKKKKK BON BON! THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE GET MEXICAN FOR DINNER!" ...I have no idea.
Of course humans are real! The evidence is everywhere! I found a circle shaped rubber thing while digging around Rarity's shop. I think it's called a 'tire', and I know for a FACT that no vehicle I've ever seen around here uses that sort of thing.